STUPID THINGS

:: random stupid fact generator ::

:: catalog of dumb decisions ::

• microwaving a fork to see what happens (i now know)
• buying a 4K monitor to play minesweeper
• saying "you too" when the waiter says "enjoy your meal"
• updating Windows 5 minutes before a meeting
• opening a snack at 2am and waking up the entire household
• "i'll remember this password, no need to write it down"
• trusting a gas station sushi
• replying-all to a 400-person email chain to say "unsubscribe"
• installing 14 toolbars in 2007
• arguing with strangers in YouTube comments on a 2009 video

:: stupid questions, asked seriously ::

• if a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
• do fish get thirsty
• why is it called a "building" if it's already built
• are eyebrows considered facial hair
• if you clean a vacuum, do you become the vacuum
• can you cry underwater
• why does Tuesday exist

:: the official stupidness scale ™ ::

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   smart         this site
    

:: about ::

this website exists. that is the strongest claim we can make about it. it is served over HTTPS, sits behind a CDN that filters traffic, and contains absolutely nothing of value. enjoy.

no animals were harmed in the making of this website. several were mildly inconvenienced.